We the ________ (To fill in the blank space, read the article ;] )

There are times when we think what life is... Everybody has their own ideas... I'm an engineering student. An engineering student belonging to just another non-existant yet famous engineering college. Inspite of having wondered about the philosophies of life for 17 whole years before joining this college, I feel it is only now that I understand it completely.

Humans are but machines. Machines with a conscience. Ages ago they said so. The "sixth sense" they called it. But in modern times we often rise this question - what exactly is the "sixth sense" ?

I tried my best to analyse the possible solutions to this vital issue. I tried to understand "what we are". But this always led to "what we do", as students. And trust me when say, what I found was bizarre. So I've arranged it all in decreasing order of time we devout to it. Here goes :

I
Student 08/12 Digi
Catridge- Ball pen Rs 2, Fountain pen can also be used but might
          result in
          1. Low speed
          2. High blotting
          3. Jammed catridge if not used frequently

Scanner- Inbuilt eyes mostly, but external devices like mom's eyes, sister's eyes, brother's eyes. Best alretnative suggested - sincere room-mate who insists on reading out loud while studying. Studies have proved that this is the most accurate alternative.

Paper-   A4 sheets ideally. System gain highest for plain 50p per quire writing sheets. Highest end product market price for A4 sheets.(Market price is subject to place of use and the machine's proximity to the poles.)

Copier Speed - 20 pages per hour, ideally.

Copier Efficiency - Depends on the given time constant - Ideal time constant suggested is 20 pages/ 1 week. Efficiency maximum during internal exams.

II
This one's a li'l tricky. I don't know how ofter you guys have heard of this, but down here its pretty common...

COLLCLEAN STUCLEANZ 112-A7 
SPECIFICATIONS:

Suction      : None really. Very few models come with inbuilt cleaning mechanisms.Input Power  : Average input required - 2days holidays. For maximum output - Highest volume the principal can produce.

Output Power : 100 Decibels

Exhaust bag  : Generally the machine cover itself serves the purpose. External bags can also be used.

 III
Have you experienced the immense joy of getting a lecturer to confess that she doesn't understand a word you say inspite of not saying a single word? Oh ya, thats when we feel real bright. So hey, you get my drift right?

LED STULIGHT 5.5 FOOT (Avg)
Working Environment : AC 2 tons(min)
Whattage            : Max in the middle of 1 lecture hour
Lighting angle      : 360 degrees
Life hours          : Depends on college hours

So ya guys, I'm still in search of what is the "sixth sense". Do tell me if you find out.  :P